An ode to friendship

An ode to friendship

It may be the most clichéd way of doing it, but at this point of time, it is the best way I can do it, express my sincerest heartfelt gratitude to all my friends who have made my life a living nightmare :P :P

Nightmare because they are not normal in the ordinary sense of the word, there is nothing in life that they have ever done which can be called as remotely sane, and the crazy bunch of people I call as friends are just that, CRAZY‼

I don’t know where would have I been had it not been for my bestest friends, the God Almighty, who has made me jinxed in every way possible and grins notoriously whenever I land myself in some or the other puddle; I think the God likes to play the ‘Knight in shining armour’, coming to the rescue of this ‘damsel in distress’, time and again. Thank you…and just let me know your future plans as far as am concerned.

Jojojo is perhaps the dumbest, yet most understanding soul on this earth, who will even deactivate her Facebook Profile if she senses that someone is stalking it. Expect her to say ‘I understand’, in the situations where you know you are clearly at fault, but she will refuse to acknowledge any vice in you just because you are her friend. You rock Jo…I can fool you umpteen number of times, and get away scot free: D :D (guys out there, only I enjoy such liberties…don’t think she is too easy to date :D)

My most selfish and one of the oldest friends, Vasundhara Saraf. Selfish because the female is most of the times busy discussing some or the other economic policies of the government on Google Talk (talk about being pretentious :P :P) But expect a call in the middle of the night when she realizes that you can also be put to some use in this world so full of useless people. You rock Vasundhara…thanks for always being there for me J

It is not easy to render me speechless, but one person has almost become a pro at it and hence all the more despicable (read : admirable). Stop grinning foolishly Divyanshu Srivastava and remember that you will not always have the last word!! (and no one is expecting you to take a humble bow at the compliment but am sure the overdoes of chivalry in you will anyway prompt you to do so)

This female claims to be not weird, but just limited edition. But Hiral Shah epitomizes irrationality and stupidity as no one ever did. talking of her generous disposition, well don’t be astonished if she sacrifices your belongings on your behalf just because one of her friends expressed a desire for them. And the female has a knack for convincing (read: nagging) people, fuse their minds, to the extent that they either give in to her whims and fancies or curse her thoroughly under their breath :P :P

Miss smart pants who enjoys life to the very core and am not ashamed to say that am through and through jealous of her, Miss Suruchi Bharagawa, who is as cool as the girl next door, still every bit special. Best are the moments when we sit down together and gossip (read: bitch) profusely about common and even remote acquaintances, deriving a quixotic pride at our current status in life. she is one girl who knows how to wear her I-don’t-give-a-damn attitude on her sleeves, without really injuring the fine sensibilities of people and their conceited notions of themselves.

One person whose life I have made a living nightmare is Aamod Potdar. Poor guy has to keep up with all my mood swings, temper tantrums, meanness and a thousand times a day iteration of how being an ISC puts me at a status superior to him. But the guy understands one thing: forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. Grrrrrr….after so many atrocities, it is tough to extract a single cruel word from him…and then I feel extra miserable, not capable of any kind of sweetness in this world…grrr…thank you for always being there for me…the last one year would have been impossible to survive without your incessant support.

Have you ever heard of stupid moron who falls constantly in one or the other traps, multiply it a hundred times with their own eccentricities and then boasts of his courage in having survived the calamity, if only by an inch! While all this while, his friends lay in constant anxiety of what will become of him, or speculate whether it would be too cruel to guillotine him! yes, Anurag Sharma, in the past 8 months that I have known you, there have very few moments when I have thought of you, without associating you with the hundred thousand problems you invite for yourself. And I still marvel at your courage to brave it all and emerge a survivor. Proud of you my Friend…but you are still every bit miserable.

Don’t curse me or pull at your hair. Your wanting to kill me at this point is only natural, Priyanka Jajodia, because I have still not mentioned anything about you, when I have said nice, gratifying things about so many other people. A through and through shopaholic, she stops only when she runs out of moolah (wonder what prevents her from borrowing money from others and splurge that as well). She surprises me till date with her magnanimous acts of generosity when she is in essence a bitch of the highest order :P :P….I will never let you forget me gal, something feels utterly wrong when I imagine your absence from my life…love ya J

Don’t die of insecurities Harsha Ohri…I cannot take the chance of forgetting you or not writing a few lines about you; only imagine the plight of poor someone who will have to bear through your added and heightened tantrums :P Expect this females to come up with classic problems in life, some never heard before types which will either make you swear at her or laugh at the sheer hilarity of the problems :D but a true sweetheart, one to whom you can turn to in your best times and enjoy life..she will feel truly happy for you…I don’t dare take the chance of burdening her with my problems, lest she should be overwhelmed and their be reversal of intended roles :D :D

There are a lot of things you can't discuss with your friends, for everything else, there is Sharad Jain :P. You truly lighten up my boring hours online and I can virtually talk anything with you without the fear of being condemned, though I do look forward to lots of appreciation :P :P and let me tell you am only living in bold anticipation of the day when you will come to trust me :D….may god give you all that you desire…stay blessed J

To all my friends who have not been named here, let me tell you how privileged you are, for ask them, it is not easy being in the position they are in :D I truly and sincerely cherish our bond of friendship and assure that it will always remain close to my heart….

“my heart aches and a drowsy numbness pains, as if of Hemlock I have drunk….” Like Keats, am slowly succumbing to my predicament which currently is Fever…but do not for one moment think that the words above have been written in delirium…they are the Gospel Truth :P…and please find it in your hearts to appreciate the grandiloquent gesture of mine and return the same in kind…gifts of all kind :D :D