Analysing People

The simple philosophy of my life has been to accept people, the way they are and not to analyse their actions or the reason behind their behaviour. But here I am, analysing people’s handwriting and telling them, perhaps what they already know‼ Aamod, a friend of mine calls me a show-off and wanting to hog the limelight when I sit down to analyse people’s handwriting and telling them anything with which they will obviously agree :P:P

This I have been doing for around two to three years now and nothing great about that, except that I have made some really good and great friends, who were complete strangers to me at the time of the analysis. Anyhow, needless to mention that I did hit the bull’s eye at every point and thus impressed these nice, curious souls and did manage to grab a few favours, like a lunch date =>. Thank you, thank you and I just reconfirmed my status to be a, sycophant..right Anurag? :P :P

But off late I have taken up compatibility analysis, which Divyanshu very fondly calls as “Jodi Milana” and also insists on sharing the bounty, that what I get in return for fooling people, only that I don’t fool them but tell them the truth. Handwriting can seriously speak volumes about someone’s character, someone’s life, someone’s mental stability, decision making power, and love for family, even how passionately one kisses!

But what I find completely strange and rather disheartening is that the very people who ridicule it as being totally nonsensical, some way or the other insist on getting an analysis done! This has happened a lot of times and I kinda feel disillusioned as well.

But then there are some true admirers of my skill, if I may call it so. First is Kinjal, who agreed to be my manager, lol. Next is Sharad, who today confessed to having read my analysis at least three times in past four months and who also blogged about it. Then Raja Bhaiya, who gets nice people’s handwriting for me to analyse. I consider them nice because they pay me for analysis..yeah :P :P

But whatever it is, something that has started has a hobby has become a part of my life, seriously. Very few people know that I had taken up reading books on analysis, because we did not have faculty for UNIX in the third semester and our UNIX classes would be free. And the best is while Ahmed would read Vijay Mukhi’s book on UNIX, I would be reading P. Hollander’s book on graphology…lol…all in the name of IT education. The real boost came from Riki, who literally opened my “dukaan” in the canteen and had a BBI people queue up for the analysis :P :P Those were the days indeed…miss you guys…big time…

But this analysis has been profitable as well given the scores of fruit and nuts, roasted almonds, rochers, Bourneville and BR ice-creams I have already coerced from people :D

Well, this isn’t some publicity stunt..as I lay on my bed tending my swollen heels, I decided to pen down some of it….but seriously there is no need for you to analyse people and their actions, life is too short for this…just be with them, live with your cherished ones and at any time you feel skeptic about them or any of their actions, just for a moment put yourself in their place and decide how would you have acted/reacted….you will indeed get your answer  